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Why did the sailor lose his job?

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What position does lemonade play in baseball?

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Why did the inventor install solar panels all over his house?

What cookies are best enjoyed outside?

Why did the ice cream truck break down?

How do you get out of an elephant's stomach?

What kind of haircuts do bees get?

Why did the border collie get a raise?

What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?

Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?

Why shouldn't you go to a baseball game on bat day?

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