What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?

What kind of snake would you find on a car?

Why can't dogs operate MRI machines?

What do you call a very attractive aircraft?

What do birds say to encourage each other?

Why do fish live in salt water?

What do your grandma and the internet have in common?

Why did the gardener bury all his money?

What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?

What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?

What part of a fish weighs the most?

What did the sardine call the submarine?

What's the opposite of irony?

Why did the swine refuse to apologize?

What do you call an elephant's handwriting?