What's black and white and red all over?

Why do dogs always have stomach aches?

What after-school activity do bears participate in?

Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?

Which president loved to take baths?

What did the baby laptop call her father?

Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?

What is a king's favorite weather?

What did the baby corn say to the mom corn?

What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?

What kind of key opens a haunted house?

What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?

What do you call a belt made of clocks?

What kind of books do boats write?

Why doesn't sleet have any friends?