How do vampires get around on Halloween?
On blood vessels.
Who do vampire children take pictures with on Easter?
Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?
Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?
Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?
How do elves travel around the North Pole?
Which dog likes to run across an open field?
How do you know if a chicken egg will be a dad one day?
How does a cucumber turn into a pickle?
Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?
What do you call a dog that's blasting out music at the bottom of the ocean?
How does a polar bear build a house?
What did the baby bull grow up to be?
How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?
How do locomotives know where to go?
What did the sneaky chick say when it came out of the egg?
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