How do vampires get around on Halloween?
On blood vessels.
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What does a car look forward to most on Halloween?
Who do fish pray to when they need help?
Where do stars go to college?
What's the difference between pickleball and tennis?
Why did the mirror cross the road?
Why does Humpty Dumpty enjoy camping in autumn?
What do you call a depressed strawberry?
Why was the fabric always laughing?
What is a cat's favorite part of baseball?
What school subject really rocks?
What's a computer's most sacred holiday?
What vegetable does Michelle Obama love most?
What are a teacher's least favorite words to hear every summer?
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