I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.

What is Saint Nick's nickname during the summer?

Why did the little boy cut off all the branches on the Christmas tree?

Why did the chicken cross the net?

Why do pencils make terrible doctors?

Why is a computer so smart?

What's James Bond's favorite hot drink?

What does bread say when it gets too warm?

This candy bar is a real home run.

Why did the man decide to sell his vacuum?

Why did the dinosaur go to the doctor?

What kind of cheese has the most life experience?

What medicine would you give an ill ant?

What did they name the Ohio town after the Pope's visit?

What kind of dog works at a bakery?