Why are skeletons so calm?

What do ghosts drink on Halloween?

Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?

What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls?

Where do cows go on vacation?

What animals have the highest divorce rates?

Why are the brother and sister always cold?

What did the father say when his daughter told him she'd call him later?

Where do baby ghosts go during the day?

What do you call a golden retriever at the beach in July?

What does a puppy say when someone surprises it?

What goes ooo ooo ooo?

Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?

What animal should you never play hide and seek with?

Why do trees hate going to school?