How do vampires get around on Halloween?
On blood vessels.
Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?
What is a cat's favorite candy on Easter?
Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?
If you need help building an ark..
Which celebrity can be sedimentary, igneous, or metamorphic?
How do you know a lawyer is lying?
Which dip has the best voice in the choir?
Where do they produce Christian films?
What awards show does Grandma look forward to each year?
Knock knock. Who's there? Spell. Spell who?
What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?
How is a dull pencil like a bad joke?
Why did the tree cry at the end of the romantic comedy?
What animal is undefeated in all sports?
Where do books sleep?
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