How do vampires get around on Halloween?
On blood vessels.
How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer Olive?
What do ghosts eat on Halloween?
Who always has a date on Valentine's Day?
Why are dentist's kids so well-mannered?
Who is the nicest celebrity around?
Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?
How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?
What TV show did the cat love to watch?
Where can you always get cheap gas?
What did the llama say it would bring for the field trip?
How do frogs get to work?
Why did the echo get detention?
How did the two figs make their marriage last?
Why did the train always get heated in an argument?
What do you call a magical reptile?
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