Why did the pumpkin give up acting?

What should you say at a salad bar restaurant?

What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?

What did the mama goat say to her child?

Why did the cake strike out in baseball?

Where do cows go on vacation?

Which farm animals are famous painters?

What do little fish love to play with?

Where do dogs go to make new friends?

Why did the goal post get angry?

What spices do chickens love to put on their food?

Why did the polar bear fall into the water while talking to a girl?

Where do stars go to college?

Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?

What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?