My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.

What did the shower say to the toilet?

What's a shoemaker's favorite dessert?

Why did the pillow go to the doctor?

Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?

What do you call oxygen and carbon dioxide playing basketball together?

Did you hear about the dogs that just started dating?

Why did the bird sell so much at the flea market?

What's the name of Iron Man's thieving younger brother?

Why did the student always get straight A's?

What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring?

What do a tick and the Louvre have in common?

What is a tree's least favorite month?

What fish loves to play in a band?

What do clouds do as soon as they make money?