What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?

What is the coolest country?

My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.

Why did spring break up with winter?

Who invented fractions?

Why did the man get tacos every hour?

Why do bears hibernate in the winter?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?

What did the cupcakes say to the icing?

Where did the boat go when it was sick?

How did the farmer fix his torn overalls?

Why do dogs make great meteorologists?

Why does Snoop Dogg always have an umbrella with him?

Where do mixed drinks always go for dinner?

What do you call it when a snowman ignores you?