What do you get when you cross a sweet potato and a jazz musician?

Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?

What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?

Why do bananas need to use sunscreen on their summer vacations?

Why is the lion so happy with his sons?

What's an elephant's favorite vegetable?

Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?

How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?

Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?

Why do people always trip on September 22?

How do you get to Tooth Island?

My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.

What fish is a big hit at children's birthday parties?

What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?

What do you call the dialect that all chickens and roosters speak?