What do a sword and a piano have in common?

What instruments do imaginary friends play?

What's a cat's favorite song?

Why was the alien always crashing his ships?

How do cats make a birthday cake?

What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?

What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?

Why did the mouse get caught by the cat?

What is the best thing about Switzerland?

I got my dad a fridge for Father's Day.

Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?

Why wouldn't the beachside shop take the crab's money?

What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?

What did the cats name their clothing brand?

Why are all barbers thrill-seekers?