Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?

What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?

What instrument did the door play in the band?

What do you call a cow that just gave birth?

Why was the dog so popular?

What is a cat's favorite part of baseball?

Why do shoemakers go to heaven?

Why do vampires make terrible police officers?

Why did the pig go to the casino?

What does Santa use to help himself walk?

Why did the baby chick wear makeup to school?

What's a bee's favorite cereal?

What's a storm cloud's favorite Garth Brooks song?

Why was the glow worm unhappy?

What do you call fowl that fly into windows?