Why was the tire self-conscious?

What kind of car does a chicken have?

Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?

What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?

What do you call a short cow?

Why are billionaires such good parents?

How do fleas travel?

What should you do if you're on a road trip and you see a fork in the road?

If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

Why are grandparents and grandchildren always close to each other?

Why did the dog wander into the art gallery?

Why shouldn't you trust atoms?

What do you call it when a cow and a chicken are angry at each other?

How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?

What do you call the donkey with 3 legs?