What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?

Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?

Where do kittens go to school?

What should you do if someone parks their car on your lawn?

How do amoebas make calls?

Who is a carpenter's favorite singer?

Why was the bull kicked out of the store?

Where did the 8-year-old tree go to learn?

Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?

How do frogs get to work?

What do you call a cow who loves to work out?

What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?

What are hotdogs called in the winter?

What do you call a bunch of animals that can't stop cracking jokes?

Why are English teachers so smart?