What animal loves Indian food?
A dal-matian.
What do you call penguins and polar bears?
How do cats make a birthday cake?
What's an elephant's favorite vegetable?
What makes pirates such good singers?
What do you call a factory that only makes decent products?
Can February March?
Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?
To whom do fish go to borrow money?
How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?
Where's the best place to grow flowers in school?
Why did the tennis player win her trial?
What is a plant's favorite college course?
How do fall and winter say hello?
How do you get out of an elephant's stomach?
Leprechauns are never afraid to follow their dreams.
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