What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?

What did the ocean say to the beach?

What's another name for your iPhone charger?

Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?

Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?

How do you get everyone excited about a family reunion?

What did the rabbit want for his birthday?

Why do bees buzz?

What does the dog say when he's had a bad day?

What are a teacher's least favorite words to hear every summer?

Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?

Which letter is the sleepiest in the alphabet?

What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?

What do an English major and a football player have in common?

What do you call a wolf that gets lost?