Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?

What did the adding machine say to the cashier?

Why did the map not want to be weighed?

What are a teacher's least favorite words to hear every summer?

What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?

How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?

What did the octopus use to write his novel?

What do you call it when a bird does something bad?

What cartoon character loves insects?

What's a pitcher's favorite vitamin?

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?

What do you call a group of elephants in the pool?

What is a ghost's favorite dessert?

Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?

What do sprinters eat before a race?