How do you find where a flea has bitten you?

What do you call it when two male cows argue?

A book just fell on my head.

What do leprechauns love to barbeque?

What U.S. state has the most math teachers?

What car can you only see twice a year?

What did the dog say when his owner poured his food?

Why does Rudolph love to get wet?

Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?

What's a locomotive's favorite Proverb?

What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?

What should someone say when their throat is a little hoarse?

Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?

What's a bat's favorite game?

What do you call fowl that fly into windows?