Why did the banana go to the doctor?

What part of your eye learns the quickest?

What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?

Why do track athletes never give up on anything?

When is Dad's bedtime?

Why do librarians never make plans?

What do you call lending money to a bison?

What kind of water do fireworks like?

Why did the baby chick wear makeup to school?

What do frogs eat in the summer?

What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?

Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?

What did the golfer dad want for Father's Day?

Which celebrity can be sedimentary, igneous, or metamorphic?

Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?