What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?

What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?

What did the sneaky chick say when it came out of the egg?

Why do bananas need to use sunscreen on their summer vacations?

What do sprinters eat before a race?

Which celebrity became a great detective?

What animal has 20/20 vision?

Why should you not pamper a cow?

What do snowmen eat for lunch?

What grade did the NASA employee get on her exam?

What's the most magical part of a turkey?

What did the golfer dad want for Father's Day?

What animal knows how to work a computer?

Why is a doctor always calm?

What did the icy road say to the truck?