Why should you be worried about the calendar?
Its days are numbered.
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Did you hear about the one with the skunk on a camping trip?
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How does a cow do math?
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What animal always goes to heaven?
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Why did the crocodile run his mile so fast?
What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?
What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown?
What did the cats name their clothing brand?
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What do you call a fish on a hot day?
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