Why should you be worried about the calendar?
Its days are numbered.
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How was the wedding?
What restaurant is on time for every meeting?
What instrument did the door play in the band?
What do you get when two plants kiss?
Who is a dessert's favorite actor?
What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?
Which animal will never go bald?
What do you call a cow who loves to work out?
What vehicles are in the best shape?
Who always has a date on Valentine's Day?
What did the computer do at lunchtime?
Who are crows' favorite family members?
What do you call a car that's always thirsty?
Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?
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