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Its days are numbered.
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What kind of monkey flies to school?
Why do diners never serve lobster?
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Did you ever hear the joke about a boomerang?
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What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?
Why aren't dogs good at dancing?
Why do basketball players love to decorate houses?
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