Why should you be worried about the calendar?
Its days are numbered.
Where do books sleep?
What's a pirate's favorite color?
What birds always travel in twos?
Who is a cow's favorite celebrity?
Where do monkeys take their kids to play?
Which computer won the talent show?
Why are cats good at playing video games?
What do you call an exploding monkey?
What do you call a long line of people waiting for their hotdog?
What's the difference between pickleball and tennis?
What does the sun say to the moon every day at sunset?
How much does freedom weigh?
Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?
What animal could Noah not trust?
What is a competitive athlete's favorite season?
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