Why should you be worried about the calendar?
Its days are numbered.
Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?
Why did the map not want to be weighed?
What fairy loves to count?
Why are sandals so indecisive?
When should baseball players wear armor?
Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?
What is the best holiday breakfast food?
What is the strongest animal?
Why did the monkeys start eating watermelon at the zoo?
What do you call a vacation at home?
Why did the baby chick wear makeup to school?
What do you call Winnie the Pooh™ on Halloween?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
What fruit makes the best gymnasts?
What do ghosts turn on in summer?
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