Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?

What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?

Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?

What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?

What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?

What's the name of Scrooge's brother with bad allergies?

Why are books always so angry?

Which rockstar looks best in formal wear?

Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?

What was the slogan for Santa's Elves' new business?

What do you call a K9 who gets lost on Halloween?

Why shouldn't you go to a baseball game on bat day?

Why do worms taste like chewing gum?

What do you call a cow in a tornado?

How does a sidewalk address a question?