Want to hear a joke about construction?

Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?

What kind of gift do you get for the World's Best Dentist?

Which yearbook superlative did the dog win?

What's the most popular hairdo on a farm?

Good moms let you lick the beaters.

What do you call siblings who love math?

What do teachers do during summer break?

Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?

What do you give a pony with a cold?

What car is the perfect size for mice?

What do frogs drink in the winter?

Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?

What's a locomotive's favorite Proverb?

Why did the window need an aspirin?