What did the horses say when they saw their friend who lives across the street?

What's a deer's favorite horror movie?

Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?

What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?

When should baseball players wear armor?

What did Snow White™ say while waiting in line for her photos?

Why are ghosts always single?

Why did the baker's donuts fly off the shelf?

Why are ghosts always in trouble?

What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring?

What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?

Why did the son smash his piggy bank?

Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?

What did the BBQ pit master call his significant other?

Why did the skeleton buy the base model car?