Why do archers make great cow optometrists?

Why did the lamb cross the road?

What animal knows how to work a computer?

What did summer say to spring?

Why was the math book sad in winter?

What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?

Who invented King Arthur's round table?

Why don't the McDonald's® arches like the Arc de Triomphe?

What do you get if you cross a bike and a flower?

Which insect always signs up for marching band?

What kind of sweets do astronaut moms like for Mother's Day?

Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?

Do you know the name Pavlov?

What did the pecan say to the walnut?

Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?