What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?

Why did the God of Thunder need to stretch his muscles so much when he was a kid?

Which superhero is afraid of exterminators?

What is a math teacher's favorite dessert?

Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?

What do you call a puppy with a fever?

Why do golfers hate cake?

Why did the dinosaur go to the doctor?

I broke my finger!

What's a dog's favorite city?

My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.

Why is sand so optimistic?

Surprise!!!!

You have to be very careful in an ice storm.

What grade did the NASA employee get on her exam?