What kind of birds make the best thieves?

Where do frogs keep their money?

Why was the lamb so nervous at parties?

What did the bird's mom say when he talked just like his dad?

What did the drummer name his twin daughters?

What do you call a flower that runs on electricity?

My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.

Why did the thief wear blue gloves?

When you die, what part of the body dies last?

Why are lawyers so fast at writing?

What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?

How do you cut the ocean in two?

Which band is always treated like royalty?

What's a mermaid's favorite TV show?

What's a UPS® driver's favorite sport?