Why do cows go to New York?
To see the moo-sicals.
Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats?
How do you fit more pigs on your farm?
Why was the cat so small?
What type of bat doesn't fly?
Which dog belongs in a band?
If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?
What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive?
Where does mist apply for a loan?
Why is it hard to hire a clown?
What happens when grass goes out of town?
What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?
Why do trees have a hard time in relationships?
Where do stars go to college?
How do you know a lawyer is lying?
Why was the chameleon such a good cashier?
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