Why do mama kangaroos hate rainy days?

What did the sick chicken say?

Why did the pig stop sunbathing?

What does the Easter Bunny call the act of leaving his eggs all over?

What does a car look forward to most on Halloween?

Who do insects see to get their taxes done?

Where is the coldest place to work?

What's the most colorful branch of the armed forces?

What do you get if you cross a hen with a dog?

Why do all the planets get along?

How do fall and winter say hello?

Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?

What does a puppy say when someone surprises it?

Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?

How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?