What kind of story do trees love to tell?

Where do fishermen get their hair cut?

What is a king's favorite weather?

What do you call a peanut in space?

Why did Adam quit his job at the helium factory?

What do cats use to take notes in meetings?

What did the dog say after his birthday party?

Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?

Why can birds afford a house in this economy?

Why does everyone prefer to be around electric cars?

My leaf blower doesn't work.

Why did the tomato turn red?

How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?

What did the French man say when he was asked if he plays video games?

What did one pepper say when the other pepper asked her out?