Why was the bud so shy?

What flowers rarely depreciate in value?

Why did the tilapia roll his eyes at the sea captain?

Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook?

Why couldn't anyone find any eggs in the Easter egg hunt?

How long did Cain dislike his brother?

How do football players deal with their problems?

Why do owls make lousy reporters?

Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?

Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?

What do you call twin dinosaurs?

Who always has a date on Valentine's Day?

Why did Adam quit his job at the helium factory?

What is a sea monster's favorite meal?

Which playground game do the kids in choir always win?