What utensil does water use to eat?

Why did everyone want to be near the volcano?

What's the difference between weather and climate?

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?

What's a car's favorite scary movie?

What is a construction worker's favorite card game?

Why aren't dogs good at dancing?

What does the dog say when he's had a bad day?

What kind of bull doesn't have horns?

What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?

How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?

What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument?

Where do ghosts go on vacation?

What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?

Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?