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What do you call a tired tree?

What did the peach say to its crying husband?

What is an insect's favorite game?

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What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?

What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?

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Why did the sailor lose his job?

What is blue and not heavy?

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Why are all priests fit?

Where does mist apply for a loan?

Why did the student always get straight A's?