Why did the tilapia roll his eyes at the sea captain?

Why is the beach so confident?

What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?

What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?

Why was the archaeologist out of a job?

What did the calculator tell his valentine?

How do you arrest a pig?

What kind of birds make the best thieves?

What's a dog's least favorite kind of shirt?

Why did the pumpkin give up acting?

What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

What pop singer also makes a great weapon?

Where does mist apply for a loan?

Do dads have fun on Father's Day?

I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.