Why are trees always so positive?

Have you ever seen Orion's Belt?

Why do dogs howl at the moon?

Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?

How are you liking that anti-gravity book?

Why was the math book sad?

What do you call a volleyball with a bad attitude?

What is the most faithful insect?

What part of a football field is never the same?

Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?

Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?

What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?

Which Count makes the best pie crust?

Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?

Where do novels go to have a good time?