How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?
Toucans!
What animal is undefeated in all sports?
Which animal is accused of lying all the time?
What do you call the successful dog detective?
What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?
What is the most appropriate holiday to have a baby on?
Why can't Cinderella⢠play soccer?
Which parent cares the most for the environment?
How are mountains able to see?
Why did no one laugh at the oak tree?
Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?
Who is a bee's favorite composer?
What do you call a flower that runs on electricity?
Why do elephants laugh anytime someone plays the piano?
Why was the cat hired at the bakery?
What did the panda give his dad on Father's Day?
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