How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?
Toucans!
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How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?
What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?
Why are all barbers thrill-seekers?
Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?
Why do boneless wings scare so easily?
Why should you stand in a corner if you're cold?
How do hurricanes see?
What boat is great at getting a deal?
Why was the chip acting so goofy?
What do you call a cow who is really good at basketball?
What do you call a pig with no clothes on?
Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?
What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?
Which celebrity is the biggest fan of hats?
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