How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?
Toucans!
How do bunnies stay fit?
What nationality are most fish?
What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?
What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?
Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?
Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?
What animals love to close envelopes?
What does the pastor's son say whenever he walks into the chapel?
Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?
What makes pirates such good singers?
What's a decade's favorite sport?
Which kitchen ingredient can also sing?
What is the best way to communicate with a fish?
What do scuba divers wear to bed?
What's a villain's favorite Thanksgiving tradition?
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