What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?

What do you call an ant who fights crime?

Who is friends with everyone at school?

Why are pilots always in a good mood?

Why is winter considered holy?

What do you call a pig that's out in the sun for too long?

What do you call it when a hen spots some lettuce?

What's black and white and goes around and around?

What's the name of Scrooge's brother with bad allergies?

Why don't math teachers like conspiracy theories?

Where can you both travel and eat tasty sandwiches?

Why does Santa love to work in the garden?

What's a partridge's favorite fruit?

What do you call a tired tree?