Where does cheese invest its money?

How do you make a Kleenex dance?

What is an insect's favorite game?

Why do grandparents smile all the time?

Why are hairdressers great at basketball?

What instrument did the door play in the band?

Why do cats give such great massages?

Why didn't the chicken cross the road?

Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?

Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?

What did Santa say to inspire Rudolph to join his sleigh?

What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?

What do ghosts drink on Halloween?

Where do pigs love to take naps?

What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?