Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?

What did the airline worker name her child?

Which celebrity loves to go on vacation?

Where do you take sick ponies?

Why did the crocodile run his mile so fast?

Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?

How do you cut the ocean in two?

What kind of jacket do you wear on a hike?

Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?

What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?

What types of dogs do fortune tellers always choose?

Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?

What book do people who can't sing use during church service?

Why do dogs always have stomach aches?

Why did the drummer keep banging her head against the drums?