Why did the airplane get grounded?

What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?

What do you call a car that's always thirsty?

How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?

What is sand's favorite movie?

What do you call a dancing sheep?

Why are farmers so laid-back?

What do you call a sad strawberry shake?

How do mountains keep themselves warm during winter?

Why was the cat hired at the bakery?

What do you say to the tree frog who needs a lift?

Why aren't fish able to go on summer vacation?

Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?

Why did the skeleton attend the backyard barbecue?

How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?