How do elves travel around the North Pole?

What do you call a car that's always thirsty?

What did the woman ask God for while driving?

Which dog belongs in a band?

What do you call a rabbit barber?

What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?

What type of car do planets buy?

Why did the snowman look through a bag of carrots?

What is a tire's stance on economics?

What's a chameleon's favorite issue to talk about?

What is a cow's dream job?

What game do cows play at parties?

What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?

Where does laundry go to college?

Why was the cat so small?