Why did the airplane get grounded?
It had a bad altitude.
What did the woman ask God for while driving?
Why was the alien always crashing his ships?
Why can't basketball players go on vacation?
What did the llama say it would bring for the field trip?
What should you say at a salad bar restaurant?
Why is money so stubborn?
What do you call a sad latte?
What is a robot's favorite snack?
Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?
What do dogs say to each other when they sneeze?
How do dogs take breaks while watching a movie?
Why did the big cat get disqualified from the Olympics®?
When do flowers get their workout in?
Why do grizzly bear families always bring sunscreen to the beach?
What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?
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