Why did the airplane get grounded?
It had a bad altitude.
Where do hands go on vacation?
Which accessory can you only wear in the car?
Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?
Why are there no planes where Peter Panā¢ļø lives?
Where do cats go on vacation?
What's it called when the Queen gets embarrassed?
What has ten letters and starts with G-A-S?
Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?
Bears love exotic cars.
Why did the barber win the race?
What do you call a bakery hardware store?
What did Snow White⢠say while waiting in line for her photos?
Why did the dog get embarrassed?
What's a pretzel's favorite dance?
How does the moon cut her hair?
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