Why did the airplane get grounded?
It had a bad altitude.
Where do clowns go on vacation?
Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?
Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?
What do rich squirrels eat?
What's a lizard's favorite cookie?
What's always playing in Santa's workshop?
What do you call stolen cheese?
What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?
What is a vampire's favorite fruit?
Where did the lions move to when they came to the US?
Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?
What's the king of all school supplies?
When is a baseball player like a thief?
What did the baby laptop call her father?
Why did the puppy siblings hang out in the trash can?
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