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What do you call a car that's always thirsty?

Why do optometrists love to vacation in the Caribbean?

What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?

How do you take a pig to the hospital?

What do cats say instead of saying goodbye?

Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?

What type of car do pedicurists love to drive?

Where can you always get cheap gas?

What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?

What is a cow's dream job?

What's the best way to give a cat a bath?

Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?

What did the sickly elevator say?

What do leprechauns love to barbeque?