Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?

What rock band loves Thanksgiving?

Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?

What did the tree say when autumn came around?

What did the rocket say to the astronaut?

Why did the judge send the turtle to jail?

Which drink is the most pleasant to be around?

What is a CIA agent's go-to road trip game?

What did the pear say to the celery stick?

When's the best time to wash your Slinky®?

What did the baby bull grow up to be?

What bird is always sad?

What's a glow worm's favorite song?

How did the mermaid call her friends?

What did the waiter ask the frog?