What should you name your daughter born on Christmas?
Carol.
What nationality is Santa Claus?
What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?
What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?
Which cartoon character loves the outdoors?
What do you call an insincere horse?
What do you call octopus twins?
What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace?
What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?
What do minions always put in their salads?
How do you send a message in the forest?
Why do cows make great bakers?
What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?
Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?
What kind of pants do fish wear?
Where do sharks go on summer vacation?
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