What soup do Santa's helpers love most?

Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?

What is the best scent to fill your home with on Halloween?

Which bird would make a great farmer?

Where is the coldest place to work?

What's the richest basketball team?

Why does the orange always lose in races?

What did the hostess name her daughter?

What do moms say is bad for both family trips and sleeping?

What did the rug say to the floor?

What's a pirate's favorite color?

Why was the math book sad in winter?

What is a computer's favorite fall beverage?

Why was the bud so shy?

Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?