Why do cats give such great massages?

What do you call shaving a crazy sheep?

What kind of birds do you usually find locked up?

Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?

What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?

Where do baby ghosts go during the day?

What did the panda give his dad on Father's Day?

How do you make a Kleenex dance?

What is the best way to communicate with a fish?

Which vegetable is actually bad for you?

What do you call a monkey that wins a sporting event?

Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?

Which baseball player do fish root for?

What board game do Navy service members love to play?

Why should you not pamper a cow?