What do you call octopus twins?
Itenticle.
What do you call a kitty that likes to fight?
What do cats say after a sarcastic remark?
Why are frogs always so happy?
Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?
Which condiment adds the most kick?
Which big cat loves to drive?
Where do shellfish go to borrow money?
What birds always travel in twos?
Why did no one laugh at the oak tree?
How did Jesus's mom greet everyone on his birthday?
I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.
Where does the president keep his razor?
What shape has a knighthood?
What do cows like to dance to?
Why are math teachers such big online shoppers?
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