Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?

What do dads love to eat after dinner?

Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?

What kind of tree loves to high-five?

Why is it so cold at Christmas time?

What's it called when the Queen gets embarrassed?

What's a duck's favorite TV show?

What do you call a bird that's afraid to fly?

What is a book's preferred method of communication?

What did the man say when he accidentally bumped into the famous country singer?

Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?

Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?

Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?

What types of dogs are bilingual?

What do female veggies wear to the beach?