What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?
Retired.
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What is a math teacher's favorite sum?
What kind of bird works at a construction site?
Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?
What's a mom's favorite headwear?
What do mice do when they're at home?
What do you call a silly hill?
What's a zoo vet's biggest problem?
What's a lizard's favorite cookie?
Where do optometrists go on vacation?
When does the devil get all of his shopping done?
What's a car's favorite TV show?
Where does Taco Bell serve in the US government?
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