What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?
Retired.
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Which celebrity shines the brightest?
What is Mike Tyson's favorite bowl?
What's a doll's favorite car?
Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?
Which big cat loves to drive?
Which superhero is here to solve world hunger?
What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?
What did you learn in school today, son?
Why do grizzlies make good baseball players?
Why did the sheep run across the busy highway?
What's an eagle's favorite Lynyrd Skynyrd song?
Where do ghosts prefer to swim?
In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?
Why did the cow go to outer space?
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