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How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?

Why is Michael Phelps never late?

What goes zzub, zzub?

What did March say to the madness?

What kind of dog has the worst allergies?

Why do mice need oiling?

What day of the week takes nothing seriously?

What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills?

How did the tree get lost?

Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?

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What does a puppy say when someone surprises it?

Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?