What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?
Retired.
How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?
Who is the worm's Prime Minister?
Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
How do you know bees have allergies?
What is it called when a tree takes time off from work in autumn?
What's the hardest part about skydiving?
What's red and smells like blue paint?
My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him..
Where do honeybees stay while on vacation?
Why did the mountain cry all the time?
What do you call a fly without wings?
Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to the game?
What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?
Why is tennis such a loud sport?
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