What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?
Retired.
Which celebrity is loved by all horses?
Which computer won the talent show?
Who is a fruit's favorite celebrity?
Where do birds go on summer vacation?
What does one dog do when they see another pup in trouble?
Why did the dog get embarrassed?
What was the boat nicknamed when she had twin boys?
What do goats say to make their kids laugh?
What's a cat's favorite type of Mexican food?
What's a ghost's favorite drink?
Why is spring the oddest season?
What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter?
How do you arrest a pig?
Families are like fudge.
What is a boulder's favorite movie?
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