What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?

What should you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?

What do dads say after they eat too much on Thanksgiving?

What do you call two birds stuck together?

What do you call it when someone becomes a vegetarian?

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?

What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?

How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?

Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?

Why do cows make great bakers?

What goes up when the rain comes down?

What's a frisbee's favorite type of music?

What does an attorney say when getting married?

Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?

How does the moon cut her hair?