What is a condiment's favorite holiday?

Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?

What does Santa call his wife at tax time?

How do snowmen get information?

What do stars celebrate in December?

Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?

Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?

Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?

What carbonated beverage has a future career in music?

Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?

Where do hikers go for a drink after a long day out in the mountains?

Which state is the cleanest?

What do you call it when someone asks for their coworker's hand in marriage?

Why was the bee sad?

That bird won't stop squawking.