Why did the Easter Bunny panic when the kids decorated his eggs?

What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?

What do you call George Washington's birthday?

Who's a baby's favorite singer?

Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?

How many insurance policies do cats need?

What's E.T. short for?

My brother is my partner in crime.

What can an older sibling say to get in the front of the line?

Which celebrity loves to read?

What do you call someone who sees a robbery at an Apple Store?

What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him?

What goes snap, crackle, and pop?

How do baseball players always stay cool?

Why are basketball courts always wet?