What do you call dogs that rarely bark?

What do lions eat on their cheat day?

Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?

Will invisible planes ever be popular?

Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?

How did the tree feel in spring?

What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?

Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?

Why did the mountain climbers get a divorce?

What's both a number one hit and a total failure?

Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?

How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?

What animal always gets on everyone's nerves?

Which family member has tusks?

What do you call a hairless poodle?