Why do dogs always have stomach aches?

What do you call a bunch of animals that can't stop cracking jokes?

What do you call a poodle that's always wet?

How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?

Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to the game?

What cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?

Why did my sister bury her lightbulb?

How did the pirate call his mother?

Why did the mare gain weight?

What do Nestlé® chocolate chip cookies drive on?

How does a cow do math?

Why does Snoop Dogg always have an umbrella with him?

Where do math teachers like to go on vacation?

Which state has the best streets?

Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?