Where do you take sick ponies?

What kind of birds make the best thieves?

Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?

What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?

Why did electricity win the race?

What's good for both poker and theater?

Which dance will a chicken not do?

What do photographers read to their children before bed?

Why am I no longer addicted to the hokey pokey?

What's it called when the Queen gets embarrassed?

What did the snake name his daughter?

Why do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?

What's a cat's favorite type of Mexican food?

What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?

Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?