Why did the frog starve?
Because he wouldn't hurt a fly.
Where do colds go on vacation?
What goes snap, crackle, and pop?
How did the mermaid call her friends?
Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?
What do you call soccer players on opposing teams falling in love?
It's Crowded!
What's a treat for both cows and dogs?
What is time's favorite breed of dog?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?
Why did the mom decide to play soccer in her spare time?
What do you call a household of counselors?
Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?
How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?
Why is a baseball game a good place to go on a hot day?
Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?
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