What did the lovesick bull say to the cow?

What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?

My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him..

Who is the nicest celebrity around?

Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?

What vegetable does Michelle Obama love most?

How does one gelatin greet another?

Did you hear the joke about peanut butter?

Why was the artichoke so generous?

My Valentine this year is a goalie.

Why are construction workers so good at parties?

What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace?

What did the baby bird say on Halloween?

Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?

What game can you play while eating dinner?