Why did the frog starve?
Because he wouldn't hurt a fly.
I used to be addicted to not showering.
In the 80s and 90s, pastors loved to go on vacation.
What's a shoemaker's favorite dessert?
Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?
In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?
What is a mom's favorite game?
What do you call a dog that meditates?
What do you call Dracula with hay fever?
Why do cows make great bakers?
My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.
What do you call your favorite brother-in-law?
What type of vehicle should you use for a fall hayride?
What should you do when you see a herd of cows coming towards you?
What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?
What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?
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