Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?

What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?

What country's capital is growing the fastest?

Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?

Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?

What's an old pig's favorite holiday?

Which animal will never go bald?

Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?

What do fish do at parades?

Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?

Why are maps such great therapists?

Why did the student always get straight A's?

Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?

Which actor is a pro at unclogging a drain?

What do you call a cow that eats your grass?