What do you call a factory that only makes decent products?

Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?

What did the Dorito say to his son?

What's a reptile's favorite movie?

What is Mike Tyson's favorite bowl?

Who do camels find most inspiring?

Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?

What did the mouse want for its birthday?

When do cows get tired?

Why does the lower first base side smell the worst at a baseball stadium?

What do you call the pig that does karate?

What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?

What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?

Why is sand so optimistic?

Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?