Why did the frog starve?
Because he wouldn't hurt a fly.
What did one angel say to the other angel?
Why did the singer perform on an airplane?
How are mountains able to see?
What did the lawyer name his daughter?
What's a chameleon's favorite issue to talk about?
Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?
How does a mouse feel after taking a shower?
What are two ironic things that happen in the kitchen?
What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
What's a cat's favorite song?
What do you call a famous turtle?
What did the bat say to his girlfriend?
Why did the ice cream truck break down?
What kind of music should you listen to while fishing?
Why are math teachers such big online shoppers?
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