What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

What vegetable still uses slang from the '80s?

Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?

What did the sardine call the submarine?

How do you get out of an elephant's stomach?

What did the painter say to the wall?

What are the strongest days of the week?

Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?

What does winter fat turn into?

Which big cat never tells the truth?

What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?

Which superhero is afraid of exterminators?

What type of music did the pilgrims listen to?

What soup do Santa's helpers love most?

What does a car look forward to most on Halloween?