What is a mailman's favorite herb?

Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?

Where are average things manufactured?

Why is everyone good at math during elections?

What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?

What do you call a flame who stays out partying all night?

What did the calf play in the school band?

Why did the echo get detention?

Which singer could always break a five?

How did the Vikings send secret messages?

Where do ants go to eat?

What's a parent's favorite type of music?

What's a computer's most sacred holiday?

What's the scariest letter?

What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?