Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?

Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?

Why do librarians never make plans?

What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?

Why was the dog arrested by the police?

What do you call a vacation at home?

What is a book's preferred method of communication?

What's a bee's favorite Disney® movie?

Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?

What do you call a robot that takes the long way?

Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?

Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?

What do you call a group of people pretending to be related?

Why is the number 5 good at keeping secrets?

Why are pigs so good at building houses?