What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?

Why was the nurse afraid of camping?

Why did the inventor install solar panels all over his house?

Which yearbook superlative did the dog win?

How do deer tell their children to grow up?

What's a kitty's favorite book?

Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?

Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?

What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?

What's in an astronaut's favorite sandwich?

What is another term for the price of gas?

How do you get everyone excited about a family reunion?

Why are skunks always so depressed?

Why do honey bee children always follow instructions?

Guitarists are so stressed out.