When do astronauts eat?

What kind of shoes do spies wear when they're on the clock?

What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?

Did you hear about the famous pickle?

What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?

Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?

What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?

Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?

Why was the math book sad?

What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?

Why did the drummer keep banging her head against the drums?

What sport can waiters play really well?

What do you call the story of The Three Little Pigs?

We tried to teach our cows how to be actors.

What do scuba divers wear to bed?