Why was everyone surprised when the engineer had a bad temper?

The museum curator needed a break.

Why are bakers also often hippies?

Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?

What's the most colorful branch of the armed forces?

What do ducks have for lunch?

Why is the number 4 so smart?

Why do all the planets get along?

How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?

Why are sheep such great pranksters?

Why wasn't the food on the small aircraft good?

Where do dogs go when they need emergency medical care?

Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?

Why is sand so optimistic?

What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?