People are so hard on car mechanics.

How do you know a lawyer is lying?

What's a lawyer's favorite food?

What does a momma color wheel say to her daughter?

Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?

What is the best holiday breakfast food?

What did the calf play in the school band?

What do you call siblings who love math?

What happened when the guy walked into the bar?

Why couldn't anyone find any eggs in the Easter egg hunt?

Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?

What's a farmer's favorite snack?

Where do logs like to go on hikes?

What do dogs say to each other when they sneeze?

What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?