Why are construction workers so good at parties?

What did the train engineer's friend tell her when she did something crazy?

Why did the barber win the race?

What is the difference between a fly and a bird?

Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?

Why should you watch out when it's raining cats and dogs?

Which celebrity is the biggest fan of hats?

Which letter is the sleepiest in the alphabet?

Why did the botanist go to Harvard?

What do you call it when an octopus leaves the sea?

What do you call George Washington's birthday?

How do you truly savor a hot dog?

What do you call Grandpa when he's in a bad mood at the beach?

OK, that's enough fish puns.

Which tree can't stop crying?