What has a lot more letters than the alphabet?

Why are all barbers thrill-seekers?

Why do pencils make terrible doctors?

Why couldn't the athlete listen to her music?

Why couldn't the sailors play cards?

Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?

What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?

What dinosaur had the best vocabulary?

Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?

Who should you invite to your Friendsgiving?

What's a bug's favorite Frank Sinatra song?

What part of the orchestra do rhinos play in?

What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls?

What happens when grass goes out of town?

Why was the pilot so easily distracted?