What did the rocket say to the astronaut?

Why are lawyers so fast at writing?

What do doctors do when a problem comes up?

Why do porcupines always win the game?

What is a plane full of male cows called?

What do elderly dogs use to get around?

What flies around the kindergarten room at night?

Why are English teachers so smart?

Why does the priest love swiss cheese?

My friend David had his ID stolen.

What board game do Navy service members love to play?

Why do cows like being told jokes?

Why did the doctor let his dog help with his patients?

What kind of egg did the evil chicken lay?

What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?