What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?

What's a landscaper's favorite type of music?

What does a spy do when he gets cold?

What happens when grass goes out of town?

Why did the cell phone lose his job?

Which elf is the best singer?

Who is the worm's Prime Minister?

Why did the botanist go to Harvard?

How much room do fungi need in order to grow?

Why did summer catch autumn?

When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?

What Easter candy has tons of friends?

What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace?

What do you call it when a cat is not environmentally friendly?

What do you call a cat who loves bowling?