What makes two medical opinions seem contradictory?

Why are lawyers so fast at writing?

Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?

What book do lions read aloud to their whole family?

What did the baby corn say to the mom corn?

Why is winter considered holy?

If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?

Which cartoon character loves the outdoors?

Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?

Which candy bar can't stop laughing?

What did the grandpa corn say to his grandson?

What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?

What do you call someone who sees a robbery at an Apple Store?

On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?

What did the ghost drink when it was trying to stay healthy?