Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?

Why was the cobbler looking for work?

Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?

Why is grass so dangerous?

Where do frogs keep their money?

What did the puppy call his dad's best friend?

Which musician loves to make chili?

Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?

Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?

What did the mommy flower say to the baby flower?

What did the bull's wife tell him when he worked out?

Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?

What do married cats say to each other when they're upset?

Why are boxers good comedians?

Why are trees so carefree this time of year?