Why was the computer cold at work?

Where do actors go to pray?

Did you take the patient's temperature?

What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?

Someone stole my mood ring!

Why did the banana go to the doctor?

Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?

When does the sun finally get to take a break?

What do math teachers eat?

What did the wolf say to the flea?

What do you call a bear with no teeth?

What's a car's favorite TV show?

How are mountains able to see?

What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?

What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?