How does the moon cut her hair?

What is the name of the story that combines science and Christianity?

Why do biologists look forward to casual Fridays?

What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?

What's a pirate's favorite color?

What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?

What instrument did the plus sign play in band?

Why did the wizard ace his math test?

What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?

Why did Santa Claus get a parking ticket on Christmas Eve?

Why was the rabbit happy on Valentine's Day?

What's a bee's favorite cereal?

Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?

What do cows say when you milk them?

What do sheep do on sunny summer days?