How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?

Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?

Why was the dairy grumpy?

What do you call a group of people pretending to be related?

What is a book's preferred method of communication?

What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?

What did the paper say to the pencil?

What's the scariest letter?

What is an insect's favorite game?

What did March say to the madness?

What did the dentist say to the beaver?

What time is your dentist appointment?

What kind of bean never grows in a garden?

Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?

It's Crowded!