Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?

Where can you have a Fry-day every day?

What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"

Which baseball player do fish root for?

What do you call a bunch of animals that can't stop cracking jokes?

What shape is bad at driving?

Why do people paint eggs for Easter?

Who are the cleanest creatures in the ocean?

What do sheep always carry on a hot day?

What animal has more lives than a cat?

What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly?

Which bird is the least afraid of fire?

What goes up when the rain comes down?

Why are dogs allowed on airplanes?