What's the best method for making an apple turnover?

What did the ghost drink when it was trying to stay healthy?

Which condiment adds the most kick?

Where do football directors go when they are fed up?

Why did the son smash his piggy bank?

What's a pastor's favorite city?

What do you put your drinks on in amusement parks?

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?

Why could no one recognize the sheep?

What's a mummy's favorite kind of music?

What does the horse say when a human greets him by saying hey?

Why does that family that only wears denim look so young?

What do you give a dog on a hot summer day?

What do math teachers eat?