What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks?

What did the cheerleader bring her mom for breakfast on Mother's Day?

Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?

Why do legumes gossip so much?

What's a clock's favorite form of social media?

Why did the baseball player go to jail?

What should moms do when their kids go back to school?

What should your husband name his internet connection?

What kind of food does work on an apartment building?

How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood?

Why was the chameleon such a good cashier?

Why did the patient reveal secrets to her dentist?

What do you call a horse that plays the violin?

What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?

Where do goldfish go camping?