Why are cheerleaders so festive in December?

What's a fork's favorite holiday?

What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter?

What do fireflies drink to stay hydrated?

What does the horse say when a human greets him by saying hey?

Which animal should never work for the government?

Why did Grandpa put wheels on his rocking chair?

On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?

What's a steak's favorite shoe?

Which famous singer loves to play with Barbie™ dolls?

What kind of shoes do spies wear when they're on the clock?

Where do math teachers like to go on vacation?

Why did the puppy struggle in school?

What do you put your drinks on in amusement parks?

Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?