What did the kids do when their treats were hidden on Easter morning?

Why did the little boy cut off all the branches on the Christmas tree?

What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?

How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?

What do you call a bear after it has eaten too much?

What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?

How long will dinner be?

Why did the vegetable call the plumber?

What's the best method for making an apple turnover?

What's a bug's favorite Frank Sinatra song?

What do pigs always order at Arby's®?

What do my dog and my cellphone have in common?

What animal has 20/20 vision?

What's the best game to play on Thanksgiving?

I'm very good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.