What day is your mom always right?

Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?

What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?

Why did the chicken go to the seance?

What currency do you use to spend a summer day on the beach?

Why did the patient reveal secrets to her dentist?

What did the baby horse say when his mom asked if he was hungry?

What did the grandpa corn say to his grandson?

What superpower do all middle children have?

Why was the bunny upset?

Where do stars go to college?

What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?

Which birds steal soap from the bath?

Which big cat loves to drive?

Who is Pepto-Bismol's® favorite band?