What day do hands always go to church?

What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?

What should you name your daughter born on Christmas?

Why did the tree cry at the end of the romantic comedy?

What do pigs always order at Arby's®?

What do you call a snowman's dog?

What is a table you can eat?

How does one gelatin greet another?

Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?

What's a henway?

Why does chewing gum never go bad?

What birds always travel in twos?

What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?

What's the biggest moth in the world?

If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?