What day do hands always go to church?
Palm Sunday.
What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?
What does Santa call Christmastime?
What do you call it when the ocean is calm around Christmastime?
Why does an elephant wear sneakers?
Why is sand so optimistic?
My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.
What cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?
Where do they produce Christian films?
Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?
What do doctors do when a problem comes up?
Why do magicians score well in exams?
Why is a banana the most popular fruit?
What is it called when you're overcharged for a package?
What type of car do pedicurists love to drive?
Did you hear about George Clooney's new animated series?
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