What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?

What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween?

What should you put in your coffee on St. Patrick's Day?

What animal keeps up with all the trends?

How does the sun listen to music?

What kind of watch does Bigfoot have?

What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?

Why do baby ferrets never get in trouble?

What do eggs say after a long day at work?

Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?

What insect thinks it's a dog?

Why was the tire self-conscious?

What's the holiest insect?

What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?

How is a teacher's summer vacation similar to someone closing their eyes?