What day do hands always go to church?
Palm Sunday.
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What do you give a pony with a cold?
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?
Which vegetable is actually bad for you?
Why was Billy fired from the banana shop?
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Why did the elephant eat the candle?
What is dry on the outside, filled with water, and blows up buildings?
What's a bog's favorite sweet treat?
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