What day do hands always go to church?
Palm Sunday.
Who is Santa's favorite character on Sesame Street®?
What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?
What's the hardest holiday to forget?
What did the sick chicken say?
What is a janitor's favorite movie?
Which animal makes the best landscaper?
What did the peach say to its crying husband?
On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?
What did the pear say to the celery stick?
Why couldn't the tiger run any faster in the race?
What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?
What do you call a bear after it has eaten too much?
What kind of bull doesn't have horns?
How does the moon cut her hair?
What says: oom oom oom?
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