Why does a barn sound so noisy?

What do you call a bear after it has eaten too much?

Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?

What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?

Who is friends with everyone at school?

What is a math teacher's favorite sport?

What kind of books do boats write?

Why is oxygen so wealthy?

Why was the pirate late for work?

Which goalkeeper can jump higher than a crossbar?

Why do football players make great fishermen?

What day of the week takes nothing seriously?

What do fairies always drink?

Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?

What's a tuna's favorite game?