What do fish use for glasses?

What kind of pants do fish wear?

What do rich squirrels eat?

Why do airplanes make bad spouses?

What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?

Why was the archaeologist out of a job?

What do you do when two snails fight?

What is the quickest button on a radio?

Do dads have fun on Father's Day?

What did the ocean sing at karaoke?

What do you say to a really good barista?

What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?

Which big cat never tells the truth?

Which U.S. First Lady loved gardening?

What did the baby laptop call her father?