What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?

Why did the cat start laughing?

What's a bear's favorite movie?

Why are bakers also often hippies?

Why was Santa's little helper embarrassed?

What's the best game to play on Thanksgiving?

Why are grandparents and grandchildren always close to each other?

What kind of tree loves to go to the ocean?

What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace?

Why are fish such good architects?

Why don't you see dinosaurs at Easter?

What's a pastor's favorite city?

What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?

Why was the stadium steaming hot after the game?

What's a frisbee's favorite type of music?