Why are books always so angry?

Why do trees hate going to school?

Why do magicians score well in exams?

What says: oom oom oom?

Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?

How do automobiles fly?

How did the lambs know they were going to have a daughter?

My brother is my partner in crime.

What should your husband name his internet connection?

What do you do if your husband can't appreciate fruit jokes?

Why are the mountains so tired?

What is the best thing about Switzerland?

Why did the witch stay in a hotel?

What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?

What do the trees say to the flowers in spring?