What flies around the kindergarten room at night?

Why did the professor write on the window?

What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?

Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?

What's a bee's favorite cereal?

What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?

Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?

What do you call someone who tells dad jokes, but doesn't have any kids?

Why did the twins join the Air Force?

Why is it safe to tell a mummy your secret?

Where do fruit travel to on vacation?

What animal makes the best lunches?

What do you call Dracula with hay fever?

If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?

Why can't basketball players go on vacation?