Why did the dog swallow a clock?

Why do owls make lousy reporters?

Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?

Why did Justin Turner sign up for the marathon near where he grew up?

What did the tree say when autumn came around?

What vegetable does Michelle Obama love most?

What do you call a rich person's bedroom?

Why was the spider so smart?

What kind of cheese can you sew with?

What is a cup of coffee's favorite song?

Why do bees refuse to use cellphones?

What do you say to the tree frog who needs a lift?

What's an airplane's favorite TV show?

What is Homer Simpson's favorite animal?

What happens when a realtor commits a crime?