What do you call a monkey who's a whiz at technology?

Why are elephants wiser than chickens?

What's a bird's favorite type of chocolate?

What is a ghost's favorite airline?

Why is summer always sad?

Did you hear the rumor about butter?

How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?

How do you make a Kleenex dance?

What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?

Which type of traveler is the calmest?

What do you call it when the ocean is calm around Christmastime?

What's the most popular dish at church brunch?

Which celebrity is loved by all horses?

I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.

What did the skeleton order at the bar?