What animals have the highest divorce rates?
Cheetahs.
What happened when the lion ate the comedian?
What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?
What do you call shaving a crazy sheep?
What did people say when the baker went crazy?
Why couldn't anyone find any eggs in the Easter egg hunt?
What's a frisbee's favorite type of music?
Why does Santa love to work in the garden?
What did the mommy bullet say to the daddy bullet?
What's the difference between a fish and a piano?
Which superhero is afraid of exterminators?
What do donkeys take to go to the store?
Where do math enthusiasts go on vacation?
Why did the patient reveal secrets to her dentist?
What happens to you when you lift a lot of logs?
Why do hummingbirds hum instead of singing along to music?
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