What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?

What spices do chickens love to put on their food?

How do deer tell their children to grow up?

What do you call someone who is new to ice skating?

What do you call it when someone asks for their coworker's hand in marriage?

The museum curator needed a break.

What happened to the dancer at Seafood Disco?

What did the mommy bullet say to the daddy bullet?

What's the ocean's favorite song?

What's a fork's favorite holiday?

What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?

Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?

Why was the fabric always laughing?

What do you get from an Alaskan cow?

What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?