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Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?

How does a cow do math?

What's a gastrologist's favorite punctuation mark?

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

What does Bigfoot say when he asks for candy on Halloween?

My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.

Why did the sisters start stealing from stores together?

What did the golfer dad want for Father's Day?

Which jungle also provides free two-day shipping?

Why are turtles so shy?

What's a scarecrow's favorite holiday food?

What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?

What animals make the best students?

Who is a dessert's favorite actor?