What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?

What type of school requires you to drop out to graduate?

How do you comfort a grammar teacher?

What do you call a pig who swims in the pool for too long during summer?

What do sheep do on sunny summer days?

How do bees get to school?

What did you learn in school today, son?

Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?

Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?

What does Santa order at the bar?

What's a treat for both cows and dogs?

Why was the dairy grumpy?

What did the shower say to the toilet?

Where do optometrists go on vacation?

What's the difference between a politician and a snail?