How many letters are there in the alphabet?

Why don't math teachers like conspiracy theories?

What do you call a pool party with 26 letters?

What do you call the king of vegetables?

What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?

Why were the dog and the cow such good friends?

What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?

Why did the son smash his piggy bank?

Why do sleep therapists love their work?

Where can you have a Fry-day every day?

What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?

What's the noisiest food?

What do an English major and a football player have in common?

What is it called when a cow accidentally burns itself?

Why is whiskey not as popular anymore?