Why did the student eat their homework?

Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?

What is it called when a teacher breaks a bone in July?

What does Santa use to help himself walk?

Where do catchers sit at lunch?

What kind of car does Arnold Schwarzenegger drive?

What siblings are always sad?

Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?

What is the name of the story that combines science and Christianity?

What's the loudest sport?

What do you call a snowman's dog?

What do an English major and a football player have in common?

What do you get when you put a radio in a fridge?

Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?

What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?