Why are books always so angry?

What is a witch's favorite subject in school?

Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?

How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?

Where do polar bears store their money?

Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?

What's a lawyer's favorite food?

How do amoebas make calls?

What did the baby horse say when his mom asked if he was hungry?

Where do ghosts prefer to swim?

What animal is undefeated in all sports?

What happened when Ben Franklin told a joke to the Liberty Bell?

Why are hockey rinks always rounded?

What does the ghost say when she greets her boyfriend?

What do you call bears with no ears?