Why are books always so angry?

Why did the mountain ace its math test?

Which letter is the sleepiest in the alphabet?

What do you call the horse that lives next door?

What do you call a group of elephants in the pool?

What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring?

Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?

Why was the math book sad?

You know there's no official training for trash collectors?

Why do crabs never give to charity?

Why is it hard to hire a clown?

Why did the cats ask for a drum set?

What do donkeys take to go to the store?

What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?

Why do boneless wings scare so easily?