Why did the mountain ace its math test?
It knew a lot about slope.
What did the school bully have for lunch?
What is the best way to study the Bible?
Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?
What job did the corn on the cob get?
How does a taco bless the table?
Why did the pumpkin give up acting?
What do goats and moms have in common?
What did the father say when his daughter told him she'd call him later?
What did the typhoons name their baby girl?
What do you call two birds stuck together?
What should you do if someone parks their car on your lawn?
Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?
What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?
Why was the pilot so easily distracted?
Why don't ostriches fly ?
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