Why did the student get upset when their teacher called them average?

What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?

How do you add one to ten to get nine?

What did the dog name his new photocopy shop?

What's the slowest 5k?

Why are dogs allowed on airplanes?

What has a lot more letters than the alphabet?

What did the horse say when her children were misbehaving?

Why was the coyote family such good singers?

Which animal loves to have a good time?

How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood?

What did the painter say to the wall?

Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?

How do fleas travel?

Did you hear the rumor about butter?