Why did the mountain ace its math test?
It knew a lot about slope.
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What is a math teacher's favorite dessert?
What is the best scent to fill your home with on Halloween?
What did Santa bring to the potluck?
What song does the horizon sing every morning?
Why are pilots always in a good mood?
Why did the boy spit out his birthday dessert?
Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?
What is a condiment's favorite holiday?
Why is money so stubborn?
What do you call Santa's Helpers?
Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?
Why is tennis the least romantic sport?
Who is the bees' favorite singer?
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