What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?

Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?

What do jokesters study in college?

What animals have the highest divorce rates?

What event does Spiderman love to attend?

Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?

Why did the boy think he was a prince after going to Burger King®?

Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?

Why did the puppy get in trouble with his dad?

What is a duck's favorite snack?

What birds always travel in twos?

Why are the Middle Ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

What did the fisherman say when his fishing line got tangled?

Who is the most forgiving celebrity?

Why are cowboys always religious?