Why did the mountain ace its math test?
It knew a lot about slope.
Why did the student get upset when their teacher called them average?
Where do stars go to college?
What did the school bully have for lunch?
What song does the horizon sing every morning?
What does Bigfoot say when he asks for candy on Halloween?
What do you use to make Thanksgiving bread?
What did the BBQ pit master call his significant other?
What kind of gift do you get for the World's Best Dentist?
What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?
Who is a Dutch cat's favorite actor?
Which celebrity shines the brightest?
What is the loneliest cheese?
What kind of tree loves to go to the ocean?
How are mountains able to see?
What do you call a very attractive aircraft?
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