What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?

What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?

How do you make a walnut laugh?

Did you take the patient's temperature?

Why do grizzly bear families always bring sunscreen to the beach?

Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?

Why do mama kangaroos hate rainy days?

What type of dog loves to take showers?

What did the frog order at McDonald's®?

Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?

What do you call Dracula with hay fever?

What spices do chickens love to put on their food?

Where do writing utensils go on vacation?

Why did Adam quit his job at the helium factory?

You have to be very careful in an ice storm.