What do you get if you cross a hen with a dog?

Where do mermaids see movies?

What's the coldest vegetable?

What is the best Christmas present ever?

What does Santa order at the bar?

What siblings are always sad?

What's the difference between cats and dogs?

What did the baby laptop call her father?

How much money does a skunk have?

What do they call pastors in Germany?

What did the family of cattle rent to drive across the country?

What's a horse's favorite fruit?

Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?

What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

Where did the hockey player get all his money?