What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?

Why should you be careful when telling jokes near glass?

Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Where did the chemist have his lunch?

What's a feline's favorite class in school?

What did the robot want for Christmas?

Why did the doctor let his dog help with his patients?

Why do cats always get what they want?

What nationality are most fish?

How does a cow do math?

Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?

Which big cat loves to drive?

Who is a house's favorite band?

What's a UPS® driver's favorite sport?

What's a pumpkin's favorite game?