Why is it a bad idea to get married by the Pacific Ocean?

Where does water do all its banking?

Why shouldn't you trust stairs?

What dish does only a baseball player use?

Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?

What building always gets stains on it?

Why do porcupines always win the game?

What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?

What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?

Why did the wind want to go on vacation?

What's a leprechaun's favorite kind of music?

What did the baby balloon say to the mama balloon?

Which part of the Trinity loves to celebrate Halloween?

What did the monkey say when the baboon stole its money?

What kind of dog works at a bakery?