What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?

Why were the animal shelters at full capacity in the spring?

What do you call a knight who hates fighting?

Which is the worst season?

Why did the mountain climbers get a divorce?

What did the BBQ pit master call his significant other?

What is the only kind of dog you can eat?

Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?

Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?

What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?

Why did the Little League® player run to the park during his time at bat?

My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.

Why do the Moon and the Earth get along best during the summer?

Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?

What's a magical horse's favorite vegetable?