What do clouds do as soon as they make money?

Why should you stand in a corner if you're cold?

What kind of cake always tells the truth?

Why are computers so good at golf?

Who's a baby's favorite singer?

What's the difference between a politician and a snail?

Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?

What sweet treat never panics?

Why should you not pamper a cow?

Why did the professor write on the window?

What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

Where do ghosts prefer to swim?

How do you know if a cow is having a rough day?

Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?

What do you call a pig that's out in the sun for too long?