Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?

What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?

What do you call it when two boats become friends?

What should you do if you're on a road trip and you see a fork in the road?

Why are basketball courts always wet?

What should your husband name his internet connection?

This candy bar is a real home run.

Where can you have a Fry-day every day?

What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?

What types of dogs do fortune tellers always choose?

How much room do fungi need in order to grow?

What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?

Which musician loves to make chili?

What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?

What do you call a gathering of single hikers?