What do minions always put in their salads?

What would happen if James Bond started making pickles?

Which superhero is afraid of exterminators?

Why did the calf hate his school picture?

How can you farm during the winter?

What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?

What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?

What do painters do when they make a mistake?

How do you grill cheese?

What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?

What kind of pole is short and floppy?

Why were the atoms always hungry?

How does the moon cut her hair?

Why did the chicken walk across the street?

Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?