What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?

What's the hardest part about skydiving?

Someone stole my mood ring!

Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?

Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?

Which animal is the most religious?

Why do hogs make terrible dinner guests?

What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?

What did the bee say to the naughty bee?

What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport?

What awards show does Grandma look forward to each year?

Why did the baseball player go to jail?

Where do pigs learn magic?

What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?

Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?