What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?
Mice cubes.
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
What makes music in your hair?
What did the sneaky chick say when it came out of the egg?
Why did the airplane get grounded?
What superhero takes the best photos in the dark?
What day of the week takes nothing seriously?
Why are puppies so flexible?
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
What's a soda's favorite show at Disneyland®?
Why did the chicken go to the seance?
What instrument do secretaries usually play?
Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?
What table can you never sit at?
What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?
What happened when the guy walked into the bar?
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