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Why is a banana the most popular fruit?

Why does chewing gum never go bad?

What do golfers drink on the green?

How can you spot a jealous shamrock?

Why are grandkids so great?

What's both a number one hit and a total failure?

Why was the antelope's son so stubborn?

What's a vegetable's favorite kind of joke?

Which flower is easily embarrassed?

Which parent cares the most for the environment?

What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?

What do you call a military member who loves to cook?

Why did summer catch autumn?

Why does a bottle of wine make the perfect Father's Day gift?