What did one bunny say about the other bunny's new updo?

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?

What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?

Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?

What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?

What is a waiter's favorite sport?

What's an owl's favorite school subject?

What do dogs say to each other when they sneeze?

Why does Rudolph love to get wet?

What time is your dentist appointment?

Who do all the Catholic dogs pray to?

What do you say to the musician playing the triangle in the orchestra?

What's the politest month?

What do you call a sheep with no legs or head?

What are the smartest highways in the world?