Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?

Can February March?

Why did the sparrow go to the library?

What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?

Which superhero is best at baseball?

What's a computer's most sacred holiday?

What does a puppy say when someone surprises it?

Why did the cat go to medical school?

What is Homer Simpson's favorite animal?

Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?

How do scientists grow fruit?

How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?

What did the peach say to its crying husband?

Which type of dog is great at drawing?

How does a witch play loud music?