Why do moms make good vintners?
Because they deal with a lot of whine.
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Who isn't hungry on Thanksgiving?
How does NASA organize a company party?
What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls?
What happened when the lion ate the comedian?
What cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?
What did the family of cattle rent to drive across the country?
Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?
Why can't dogs operate MRI machines?
Which celebrity would make a great valet?
Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?
Which former US President gets most confused for money?
Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?
What washes up on miniature beaches?
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