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Why did the pumpkin give up acting?
When should baseball players wear armor?
What is the most attractive fruit?
What did the momma sea otter say to her ornery children?
Why did the skeleton attend the backyard barbecue?
Which rock group consists of four men that don't sing?
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Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
Where do snowmen go to dance?
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What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?
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