What is the most appropriate holiday to have a baby on?

Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?

What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?

Why did the echo get detention?

Where do cats go on vacation?

What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?

Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook?

What is a boulder's favorite movie?

What did the bull's wife tell him when he worked out?

What do you call oxygen and carbon dioxide playing basketball together?

What animals make the best baseball players?

What should you say at a salad bar restaurant?

What do you call an animal pop star?

What's the biggest moth in the world?

What do cats say after a sarcastic remark?