Why did Santa Claus get a parking ticket on Christmas Eve?

What do ghosts eat on Halloween?

What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?

What kind of sandals do frogs wear?

What do you call a belt made of clocks?

What's the difference between a dog and a tree?

Why did Buzz Lightyear™️ go to school on the sun?

What's good for both poker and theater?

What did the father say when his daughter told him she'd call him later?

What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?

Did you ever hear the joke about a boomerang?

What kind of music do killer whales listen to?

When should baseball players wear armor?

Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?

What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?