What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?

Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?

What is the best Christmas present ever?

Why do nails need so much pain relief?

What do cows say when you milk them?

What's the perfect job for a cow?

What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?

What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?

How does one gelatin greet another?

What do you call chiropractors that work for the zoo?

Where is the coldest place to work?

Where do rabbits go after their wedding ceremony?

What do you call a short cow?

What does a queen bee do when she burps?

Why did the student eat their homework?