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Why did Santa Claus get a parking ticket on Christmas Eve?

Who isn't hungry on Thanksgiving?

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What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls?

What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

What cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?

What did the family of cattle rent to drive across the country?

Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?

Why can't dogs operate MRI machines?

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Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?

Which former US President gets most confused for money?

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What washes up on miniature beaches?