What did the family of cattle rent to drive across the country?

How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?

Why does Mrs. Claus love Christmas Eve?

What did the worm say to the other when he was home late?

What did summer say to spring?

What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?

What says: oom oom oom?

What is the smallest lion?

What do you call a sarcastic duck?

What is Jesus's favorite Beatles song?

What do you call a happy cowboy?

What day never takes itself seriously?

Did you hear about the two people who fell in love on a camping trip?

What is the quickest button on a radio?

Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?