What did the French chef say when he made a mistake?

What do you call a fish on a hot day?

Where do milkshakes come from?

What do you call a famous turtle?

Why was the bee sad?

Why did Mickey Mouse™ become an astronaut?

Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?

Why do vampires always look sick?

What do you call an 80-year-old cheerleader?

Why do the Moon and the Earth get along best during the summer?

Why was the man stuck at the party?

What dog wears contact lenses?

What animal cheers the loudest at sports games?

Which animals make the most honest judges?

Do dads always snore?