Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?

Why was the fruit thrown in prison?

How does a pizza introduce itself?

What's the main rule in zebra baseball?

What did the frog order at McDonald's®?

Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?

What is blue and not heavy?

What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?

What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?

Why are bankers so good at American politics?

What did the wolf say to the flea?

Where do actors go to pray?

Why is a computer so smart?

Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

Why did the pastry chef have 13 kids?