What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?

What is the best thing to say to inspire a bird?

What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?

What game do both humans and birds play in school?

Why do cubes make great referees?

How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?

What is a twin's favorite fruit?

Why are ghosts always single?

Why did the pastry chef have 13 kids?

What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?

Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?

Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?

Why does Jesus drive so much?

Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?

Why is golf harder than baseball?