What should you say to a pig on February 14th?

What kind of tournaments do birds always win?

Which animal is the most religious?

Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?

What happened to the Dean who lost his job?

What TV show is most popular at bars?

Where do chips wear socks?

What's a shoemaker's favorite dessert?

What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?

Where does the Little Mermaid™️ dream to go on vacation?

Which celebrity became a great detective?

What is it called when a cow accidentally burns itself?

What kind of animal is great at fixing flat tires?

How do amoebas make calls?

What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?