Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?

How do billboards talk?

Which kitchen ingredient can also sing?

Why did the chicken go to the seance?

What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?

What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween?

What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?

Why was the bull kicked out of the store?

What do you call berries playing the guitar?

What awards show does Grandma look forward to each year?

What is the best Christmas present ever?

Where do oceans always buy their cars?

What do you call a tiger running a copy machine?

What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?

What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?